- Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
- Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
- Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
- Snape: ...Up to something.
HOLD UP. DO YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS? THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WHOLE BLOODY WORLD. NOT ONLY ARE THEY EASY AS SHIT TO BAKE, BUT THEY’RE FUCKING DELICIOUS BOTH BAKED AND UN-BAKED. THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T HAVE AN OVEN? NO FUCKING PROBLEM FOR THESE BAD-ASSES. YOU CAN JUST BUY A TUBE, POP IT OPEN, AND BOOM, LATE NIGHT SNACK. WHEN THEY ARE COOKED, THEY’RE SOFTER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S CHEEK AND EVEN WHEN THEY GET HARDER THEY’RE CRUNCHY LIKE A FUCKING PRINGLE AND MELT IN YOUR MOUTH. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK, THEY’RE JUST FUCKING DELICIOUS.
most accurate description ever
i want these now.